A speedy end to the Iraq war
Elimination of the deficit
Clean air and water
A short winter
A strong dollar
Support for the Federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act
Social Security in a festively-wrapped lockbox
Harsh penalties for incompetence
Uniform voting machines with paper trails
Osama's capture
Honest answers
An energy policy that makes sense
A world that doesn't hate us
Fair and balanced news
Basic health care
Stronger corporate oversight
A fundamentalist Christian church that follows the Golden Rule (Note: the Mennonites are OK per Pastor Dan)
FDA-approved drugs that don't cause heart attacks
An end to arrogance 

And since I have a snowball's chance in hell of getting any of that, I'll settle for a pack of clean underwear. I'll e-mail you my size. Since I now know you've been spying on me for the last 4 years without a warrant, I'm sure you know my underwear size already. Which reminds me: could you add impeachment to the list?

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